Okay, let’s dissect this digital dinosaur, shall we?

The premise here is that Boox has slapped some bells and whistles onto an e-note, and suddenly it’s a “mobile workstation.” Let’s unpack this utter fantasy.

First, the assertion of “seamless connectivity” with a folio keyboard is frankly, insulting. “Seamless” implies a graceful transition between devices. What’s actually happening here is a desperate attempt to make a glorified tablet *look* like it has a keyboard. The idea of switching between a 10.3-inch screen and a keyboard is inherently jarring. Human ergonomics scream against this. I’ve spent a significant amount of time observing professionals, and I can confidently state that most people struggle with the awkward angles and strained wrists required to effectively type on a small, attached keyboard while simultaneously viewing a larger screen. It’s like asking a giraffe to operate a smartphone – conceptually possible, practically a disaster. The claim of “seamless connectivity” is, at best, a generous interpretation of a Bluetooth connection.

Then there’s the “bumping up to Android 15.” Android 15 is a significant software update, but attaching it to a device fundamentally designed for note-taking and light reading is like putting a rocket engine on a hamster. It’s overkill. The core value proposition of an e-note – simplicity, focused note-taking, and paper-like writing – is being completely obliterated by the complexity of a full Android experience. You’ve got all the distractions of the internet, the bloat of a full operating system, and the inevitable security vulnerabilities. It’s an invitation to procrastination, not productivity. The fact that Boox feels the need to upgrade to Android 15 suggests they recognize their existing software is starting to feel… dated. It’s like arguing that a rusty tricycle is suddenly a Formula 1 race car after a fresh coat of paint.

Finally, let’s address the “pocket-friendly color ePaper device with 5G connectivity.” “Pocket-friendly” is a generous term for something that probably still requires a backpack. Color ePaper is already a visually demanding technology, and adding color dramatically increases the power requirements. Throw in 5G connectivity—the fastest mobile data available—and you’re essentially designing a device that will constantly drain its battery and probably overheat. I suspect the 5G is primarily there to justify the higher price tag, a classic marketing tactic. And let’s be honest, who needs 5G on a device designed for sketching diagrams or jotting down meeting notes? It’s like bringing a chainsaw to a garden party.

Boox appears to be chasing trends rather than addressing genuine user needs. They’ve taken a solid e-note concept—one that, frankly, still has merit—and stuffed it with unnecessary features, creating a convoluted and ultimately less effective device. Let’s hope they refocus on what makes a good e-note: a comfortable writing experience, a clean interface, and a focus on productivity, rather than flashy additions that serve only to complicate matters. Maybe they should consider a simple update to the original design before attempting to turn it into something it’s not.