Okay, here’s a blog post responding to that brief summary, aiming for wit, criticism, and a healthy dose of skepticism:

Apple’s “Active Communications”? More Like Active Avoidance.

Let’s be perfectly clear: Apple’s statement that Jon Prosser “has not indicated” when he might respond to the lawsuit is about as transparent as a screen door in a hurricane. It’s the kind of carefully worded, infuriatingly vague response that only confirms your suspicion: they’re terrified.

Now, the article—and let’s be honest, it’s mostly a headline—reports that Prosser said he’s been in “active communications with Apple.” Active communications. Seriously? That phrase alone screams of a PR team desperately trying to manufacture a narrative. “Active” implies engagement, a willingness to discuss the substantial claims being levied against him. Instead, we get this chillingly neutral declaration.

The assumption here is, of course, that “active communications” inherently mean Prosser intends to address the lawsuit. This is where the cracks begin to show. Let’s examine this assumption. Prosser has a documented history of leaking information—often before it’s officially announced—and a frankly alarming level of enthusiasm for upcoming Apple products. He’s built his entire brand on insider knowledge, and let’s be blunt, a significant portion of that knowledge seems to be… inaccurate. To suggest that these “active communications” are geared toward a reasoned response to a legal challenge against his claims is, frankly, a monumental leap of faith.

It’s a classic tactic: portray the other side as unreasonable, the aggressor. By framing the situation as “active communications,” Apple subtly shifts the narrative. It suggests Prosser is merely responding to their inquiries, not actively defending his position or addressing the core allegations of misrepresentation and potential breach of contract.

And let’s not forget the sheer opacity. The article doesn’t detail *what* these “active communications” involve. Are they polite inquiries? Stern demands for clarification? Has Apple offered him a legal team? A lifetime supply of AirPods? The silence is deafening, and frankly, a little suspicious.

It’s almost as if Apple is terrified of what Prosser might say. Perhaps they realize that a truly honest conversation would expose the shaky foundations of their argument. Perhaps they know that Prosser, fueled by ambition and a somewhat concerning disregard for accuracy, isn’t going to back down easily.

This isn’t about justice; it’s about damage control. Apple isn’t responding to a lawsuit; they’re trying to manage the narrative. And a little bit of obfuscation, delivered with a carefully crafted phrase like “has not indicated,” is a surprisingly effective tool in the PR arsenal. Don’t be fooled. The truth, as always, is lurking somewhere beneath the surface of this carefully constructed statement.

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