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  • When Will AI Finally Learn Not to Be a Marketing Disaster?

    July 2, 2026
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    Amy Lanzi, CEO of Digitas North America, presents a compelling case against AI saving advertising at the Cannes Lions festival. Here are the main arguments, claims, and assumptions she makes, along with thoughtful counterpoints: 1. **Traditional CMO role is obsolete** – *Claim*: The chief marketing officer (CMO) role is done for; CEOs now drive business…

  • Tesla’s Q2: Because Even a 10% Growth Isn’t Bad Enough for Elon

    July 2, 2026
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    Tesla’s Q2 sales jump 25 percent marks a promising rebound for the electric vehicle giant after a tough year in 2025. The automaker reported a production tally of 451,758 units between April and June 2026, a solid 10% uptick from the same period in 2025 when it churned out 410,244 vehicles. This surge includes an…

  • Why Settle for Basic When You Can Just Buy Another Light?

    July 2, 2026
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    The Godox ES45 Desktop LED Key Light is touted as a feature-packed, affordable alternative to the Elgato Key Light, currently priced at $119 ($20 off) on Amazon and B&H Photo. Boasting adjustable brightness and color temperature ranging from 2,800K to daylight-like cool tones, it competes well with Elgato’s popular offering. The inclusion of a wireless…

  • Universal’s “Smart” Bet: When Critics Are Still Drowning in Shiny Distractions

    July 2, 2026
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    Influencer screenings aren’t going away because Universal recognized that critics and journalists are still essential for spreading buzz, but influencers pack a punch too—especially when it comes to reaching younger audiences who trust their recommendations over traditional media. The studio’s decision to blend both worlds suggests they value the dual reach: critics provide depth and…

  • Why Settle for Digital Convenience When You Can Still Own Your Own *Physical* Gaming Legacy?

    July 2, 2026
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    The video game disc is indeed on its way out, as Sony and Microsoft embrace digital distribution like tech-savvy lovers embracing a sleek new smartphone. But let’s not declare the humble disc dead just yet—there are plenty of reasons to keep it alive, even if it does feel a bit like a relic from a…

  • July Fourth Savings: Because Your Grill Needs More Burners Than Your Willingness to Host Block Parties

    July 2, 2026
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    Weber’s July 4th grill discounts are indeed sizzling, but let’s roast them with some thoughtful counterpoints! First off, the Weber Spirit E-325 at $499 for propane or $549 for natural gas is a solid deal, but it begs the question: how often do we really need three burners? For the occasional backyard BBQ, sure, it’s…

  • July 4th Sales: Because Nothing Sells Better Than “Just Another Prime Day, But With More Drama”

    July 2, 2026
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    The article highlights several July 4th sales across various retailers and product categories, such as tech gadgets, outdoor gear, and everyday items. It claims that these deals are comparable to or even better than typical mid-July Prime Day offers. Firstly, the Asus ROG Falcata gaming mouse is touted as a bargain at Best Buy, priced…

  • Meta’s New “Gizmo” App: Because Nothing Ventured Is Worth Another Failed Acquisition

    July 2, 2026
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    Meta’s new Pocket app is supposedly nothing like the old Pocket, but does it really stand up to the hype? Let’s dive in and find out! First off, the claim that Pocket now lets you create and share interactive “gizmos” built from AI prompts is pretty neat. But wait—how different can it be if it…

  • Tesla’s “Full Self-Driving” Just Killed a Woman—And Now It’s Blaming the Driver

    July 2, 2026
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    Michael Butler, a 44-year-old Tesla enthusiast, is now staring down manslaughter charges after his Model 3, equipped with Tesla’s Full‑Self Driving (FSD) system, plowed into and killed a woman inside her Texas home last month. According to the arrest affidavit, Butler was cruising along using FSD when the collision occurred, supported by several FSD-related Google searches…

  • Sony’s Last Hurrah: Discs Still Have More Than a Few Good Years Left

    July 2, 2026
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    Sony’s PlayStation disc factory in Thalgau, Austria, is being repurposed as Sony plans to transition away from physical game discs. According to Sony DADC president Dietmar Tanzer, the plant currently churns out 600,000 discs daily, with half dedicated to PlayStation titles. However, by 2028, production will drop to just 10% of this volume, prompting the…

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