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  • How Much Sweater Weather Does This Thermostat *Actually* Need?

    October 30, 2026
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    The article touts Google’s Nest Learning Thermostat (fourth-gen) as a must-have for sweater weather, offering $60 off at $219.99 at major retailers like Amazon, Best Buy, and The Home Depot. It highlights new features such as a remote temperature sensor, an adaptive display showing weather and time, and compatibility with various HVAC systems and devices.…

  • Walmart’s “Smart TV” That’s Actually Just a Cheap Streaming Device with Bad Black Levels

    October 30, 2026
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    Walmart’s inexpensive Vizio Mini LED Quantum TV offers a bright and vivid image, making it a solid choice for those who want to dive straight into HDMI ports without the hassle of smart TV sign-ups and updates. The 65-inch model is priced at $358 ($40 off) and the 85-inch model at $698 ($100 off), both…

  • Rivian’s “Smooth Talking” Autonomous Dream: A Self-Driving Rollercoaster in the Making

    October 30, 2026
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    Rivian’s autonomous future looks promising, but the reality might be a bit more bumpy than RJ Scaringe’s smooth talking. On the earnings call, Scaringe spent more time gushing over Rivian’s autonomous dreams than the actual production of the R2 SUV, hinting that the company might be putting the cart before the horse. By 2026, employees…

  • Apple’s Bold Bet: Touchscreen MacBooks, Foldable Phones, and CarPlay in the Living Room—Because Why Not?

    October 30, 2026
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    The iPhone has more screens! The MacBook has a touchscreen! The HomeView does CarPlay apps! For the first time in a long time, Apple is in a period of unabashed gadget experimentation, and while the final results aren’t always perfect, it’s fun to watch the most successful product maker try some new things again. Even…

  • Starbucks’ AI Drive-Thru: Because We’re Finally Ready to Trust Computers to Order Our Coffee

    October 30, 2026
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    Starbucks is diving into the AI-driven future of drive-thru dining, promising a personalized digital menu tailored just for you. CEO Brian Niccol revealed during an earnings call that Starbucks is exploring technology that recognizes customers as they arrive, presenting customized digital menus and streamlining payment. This innovation mirrors what Taco Bell is testing, which adjusts…

  • Google’s AI Satellite Finally Learned to Haiku—Because Earth’s Poets Were Too Lazy

    October 30, 2026
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    Google’s AI chip-equipped satellite has generated its first response from space. In a blog post on Friday, Google says it successfully booted up the satellite’s Tensor Processing Units (TPUs), allowing the on-board Gemma 4 model to follow through on a prompt to create a haiku about being in space: Blue marble below Data streams in…

  • AI Finally Listens to Publishers—After 20 Years of Robots.txt Whining

    October 30, 2026
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    In the realm of AI, OpenAI, Google, Microsoft, and Anthropic have rallied behind a new standard allowing publishers to opt out of AI scraping, as reported by Search Engine Roundtable. This collective adoption means publishers can now apply their AI training preferences across multiple AI companies, eliminating the need for individual settings per company. Kevin…

  • Sam Altman’s *I Told You So* on Your Overpriced RAM

    October 30, 2026
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    Sam Altman, the CEO of OpenAI, recently declared that it’s a travesty to have RAM on personal computers rather than in data centers, especially in light of supply chain shortages like the ongoing RAM shortage. During an interview on the Cheeky Pint podcast, Altman argued that while many enthusiasts are excited about the prospect of…

  • Akai’s MPC Sample Key: Because Open-Source Means *Sure Thing* We’ll Have a Modding Explosion

    October 30, 2026
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    The article teases Akai’s new MPC Sample Key, highlighting its resemblance to the MPC Sample with a few tweaks for pitched sample playback. It suggests the device will be open-sourced, allowing modders to dive in and tinker freely. Exclusive images from The Verge reveal the Sample Key shares context-sensitive encoders and a large main encoder,…

  • Apple’s “Game-Changing” AI Rollout in China—Because Nothing Excites Chinese Users More Than Another Overhyped Feature

    October 30, 2026
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    Apple’s decision to roll out Apple Intelligence in China with iOS 27.3 is a bold move, but let’s dissect the main arguments, claims, and assumptions, and roast them a bit for good measure. First, the claim that Apple Intelligence will debut in China with iOS 27.3 is spot-on, but the assumption that this means the…

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