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  • TikTok Gets a $400 Million “Sorry We Missed You” Check for Child Data Slip-Ups—Because Nothing Said “We’re Sorry” Like That

    August 23, 2026
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    The US Department of Justice has declared that TikTok will shell out a whopping $400 million to settle a lawsuit filed in 2024 over alleged violations of the Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). According to the DOJ, TikTok was collecting data from children without notifying parents or obtaining their consent, and it failed to…

  • **”HoverAir Versa: The Modular Drone That Proved Even Innovation Needs a FCC-Approved Flight Kit”**

    August 23, 2026
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    The HoverAir Versa, billed as a transformative modular drone that doubles as a steadycam, seems to have hit a snag in its US launch just days after its Indiegogo debut. With orders already halted and shipping plans potentially on the line, the buzz around this innovative gadget has cooled quickly. Could it be that the…

  • “Finally, Someone Actually Asked If These ‘Repairable’ Gadgets Are Worth Their Salt—or Just Another Overhyped Trend”

    August 23, 2026
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    The article titled “Two great new repairable gadgets” from August 22, 2026, presents itself as part of the Installer No. 141 series, offering readers a curated selection of the latest and most Verge-worthy items across various categories. However, tucked within this eclectic mix are two highlighted repairable gadgets that promise to revolutionize user experience through…

  • When Will You Just Buy a Laptop That Doesn’t Make You Cry Over 8GB of RAM?

    August 23, 2026
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    The OmniBook 3 might not be a gourmet delight, but it certainly gets the job done on a budget. With laptop prices seemingly out of whack, $500 used to fetch you a tolerable machine, while $900 secured a truly great one—often with similar CPUs, RAM, and storage, differentiated mainly by build quality and screen. However,…

  • Amazon’s “Affordable” Tech Just Got Way Too Expensive—Again

    August 23, 2026
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    Amazon just hiked the prices for Echo, Fire TV, and Kindle products by up to 60 percent overnight. The Echo Dot Max jumped from $99.99 to $119.99, while its sibling the Echo Dot leaped from $49.99 to $79.99. Citing “significant increases in memory and storage component costs,” Amazon raised prices on Echos, Kindles, Fire TVs,…

  • *”W. Kamau Bell Gets Fishbone Ambassadorship—But Who Needs the ‘Most Indispensable’ Title Anyway?”*

    August 23, 2026
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    W. Kamau Bell is indeed a versatile and accomplished figure in media—comedy, social commentary, political activism, and even an ambassador for Fishbone! However, let’s break down why proclaiming him with the most practical “most indispensable tool” might be a stretch: Firstly, what exactly qualifies as “the most indispensable tool”? Is it his razor-sharp wit? His…

  • When Will This “Spirograph” Just Stop Being *Basic*?

    August 23, 2026
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    Musical Spirograph combines the nostalgic charm of the classic Spirograph toy with modern generative music composition, creating a delightful browser-based experience where geometric patterns generate musical notes. With points dancing around the screen according to mathematical equations like hypotrochoids and epitrochoids, each stroke through concentric rings produces distinct sounds, blending visual artistry with auditory delight.…

  • Rockstar’s GTA VI: Because Why Not Make It *Not* About Realism?

    August 23, 2026
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    Grand Theft Auto VI exists in its own universe, a claim that has sparked both awe and skepticism among fans of the beloved franchise. According to the article, the game’s dual protagonists and next-generation Vice City setting have created a reality so immersive that it transcends the series’ previous installments. Yet, one might wonder if…

  • *”World’s Fair Horror: Because Why Not Add Another Scare Before You Die?”*

    August 23, 2026
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    We’re All Going to the World’s Fair is hailed as an intimate coming-of-age horror film, yet upon closer inspection, it begs a few questions. Schoenbrun packs so many horror tropes into Casey’s World’s Fair Challenge—ARG creepypasta, ice bucket challenge, bloodletting, and a mysterious video—that one might wonder if the fair itself is just a thinly…

  • Grand Theft Auto VI: Because *Separate Universe* Was Just a Marketing Glitch

    August 23, 2026
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    Grand Theft Auto VI, after years of anticipation and delays, has finally captured the gaming world’s attention. The sequel to the beloved GTA V promises a fresh narrative with protagonists Jason and Lucia navigating Vice City through a criminal conspiracy. However, Rockstar Games hasn’t been immune to criticism and industry chatter as they prepare for…

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