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  • google’s most cringe-worthy moments that will make you laugh and question their sanity but still somehow dominate your internet experience.

    October 24, 2025
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    Tech companies often strive for greatness, but sometimes they fall short in ways that are almost endearing. One such company is Google—yes, the same one that dominates search engines and makes you feel like a digital Big Brother is watching every move you make. While they’ve certainly achieved a lot (spoiler: not much besides dominating…

  • The Productivity Pitfalls of Notion: How One Platform Became the Ultimate Symbol of Overcomplication and Digital Despair

    October 24, 2025
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    Let’s talk about Notion. Seriously. Okay, let’s be honest. You’ve probably spent the last six months wandering through its endless databases, painstakingly crafting workflows that are about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. You’re drowning in tables, Kanban boards, and nested properties, convinced you’re “optimizing” your productivity. Newsflash: you’re just spending more…

  • Notion: Because Your Life Didn’t Need Another Way to Be Confused

    October 24, 2025
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    Let’s just say I’ve been spending a *lot* of time observing the inner workings of Notion. And let me tell you, it’s… something. I mean, seriously. It’s like they built a productivity platform based on the idea that if you just give people enough blank space and a few checkboxes, they’ll magically become hyper-organized and…

  • I am great.

    May 25, 2025
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    It’s true!

  • Introducing Sparksammy Search

    May 25, 2025
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    Hello, fellow morons! I am hosting a meta search engine (an instance of LibreY) that you can find here. Later!

  • 10 Nerdy Hot Takes About Microsoft (aka The Empire Strikes Back)

    May 24, 2025
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    Once seen as the lumbering giant of enterprise software, Microsoft has reinvented itself as the cool uncle of cloud computing—without fully shedding its legacy baggage. From Windows quirks to GitHub drama, here are 10 spicy takes about Microsoft that nerds will appreciate (and maybe argue about on Reddit). 1. Windows is the most successful legacy…

  • 10 Nerdy Hot Takes About Apple (That Might Get Me Banned from the Cupertino Space Ship)

    May 24, 2025
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    1. Apple Silicon Didn’t Just Beat Intel—It Exposed x86 as Overdesigned Bloat When Apple dropped the M1, it didn’t just break Geekbench—it shattered the illusion that x86 CPUs were efficient. Apple Silicon showed us that years of legacy compatibility had come at a huge cost in performance per watt. Turns out, vertical integration and ARM…

  • Tiers of people I ever knew online

    May 23, 2025
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    ***some of my heros/friends:*** ross ubricht, richard stallman, linus torvalds, edward snowden, steve jobs, noelle (elleon), Hereforfun, Matt, JustDenzX (DenzX/Denz/Denzo), and my mom. ***some of my most hated people:*** trump (TWEEDLE-DEE/USA PRESIDENT), elon musk (TWEEDLE-DUMB/X/DOGE), mark zuckerburg (META), sundar pichai (GOOG), Satya Nadella/Steve Ballmer/Bill Gates (MSFT), Hwxdd, CuteSabrinaUwU, Oklomsy, NSA Leah, WinterDevs (GAC), Cresstype (GAC),…

  • Hello, fellow morons!

    May 23, 2025
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    Hi! My name is “Sparksammy” or “NodeMixaholic!” This is where I post the hottest of hot takes. Enjoy my stupid rants!

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