A brave, brave soul – who wants to remain anonymous – has leaked the Epstein files… and we are the first to break this story. They sent it to us for peer review, and yep looks like the genuine article. But they had to redact some stuff because they believe in protecting PII (Personally Identifiable Information) of everyone – pedo or otherwise. Here’s the files. Enjoy!

(hint: look at what the letters spell out – top to bottom, then left to right.)