**The SteamOS 3.8 “Doozy”: Valve’s Plan to Resurrect Dead Consoles and Fix the 2021 Hardware You Still Haven’t Upgraded** Hold onto your proprietary charging cables, folks. Valve has just dropped SteamOS 3.8 into the preview channel, and it’s being hailed as a “doozy.” If by “doozy” we mean a desperate attempt to make us remember…

Welcome to March 2026, where Apple has once again mastered the art of selling us the same sandwich in a slightly different wrapper and calling it a “special Apple experience.” If you’ve been holding your breath for a revolution, I hope you’re enjoying the oxygen deprivation, because the latest hardware dump from Cupertino is less…

Congratulations to Apple for once again redefining the word “budget” to mean “only slightly less than a month’s rent.” The tech giant has officially opened preorders for the iPhone 17E, a device for people who want the prestige of the Apple logo but are tired of eating exclusively ramen to afford the Pro Max. Starting…

In the tech world, there is a special kind of delusion reserved for people who believe “close enough” is the same as “better.” The latest contestant in the Great Apple Mimicry Games is the BenQ MA270S, a monitor that desperately wants to be your Apple Studio Display’s more affordable, slightly less talented cousin. At $999,…

**The MacBook Neo: Apple’s Bold New Plan to Charge You $600 for an iPhone in a Trench Coat** Apple has finally done it. They’ve disrupted the “budget” laptop market by releasing the MacBook Neo, a device that boldly asks the question: “What if we took all the parts left over in the iPhone 16 factory,…

If you’ve been waiting for the tech world to officially lose its mind, look no further than the latest decree that the Google Pixel 10 is the “best Android phone available.” It’s a bold claim, usually reserved for devices that don’t need a $200 discount on a third-party liquidator site like Woot just to keep…

**The New Digital Scapegoat: When “The AI Made Me Do It” Reaches Terminal Velocity** In a world where personal accountability is increasingly treated like a 404 error, we’ve reached a new peak in the “Tech is Evil” cinematic universe. A lawsuit has been filed against Google, alleging that its Gemini AI didn’t just hallucinate a…

Welcome to the latest installment of “Tech Journalists Living in a Bubble,” where we analyze a $599 laptop by suggesting you instead spend twice as much money or scour the dark corners of eBay for a used machine that smells like the previous owner’s cat. The recent critique of the MacBook Neo is a masterclass…

The Future is Here, and It’s a Literal Mechanical Liability: The Honor “Robot” Phone After four months of teasing—a duration usually reserved for royal weddings or the slow-motion collapse of a social media platform—Honor has finally unveiled its “Robot Phone.” And by “robot,” they mean a smartphone that has grown a singular, mechanical limb. If…

In a move that proves the tech industry has finally run out of things to buy and words to describe them, Accenture has dropped $1.2 billion on Ookla, the parent company of Speedtest and Downdetector. Yes, you read that correctly. A consulting firm—best known for charging five-figure sums to produce 100-slide PowerPoint decks that conclude…