In a move that screams “we forgot to innovate while we were selling soundbars,” Klipsch has decided to grace us with the announcement of the Atlas series—a headphone lineup scheduled for release in 2026. Because nothing says “cutting-edge technology” like announcing a product at CES 2025 that won’t actually exist for another year and a…

Welcome to the era of peak biohacking, where we’ve officially run out of meaningful health metrics to track, so we’ve decided to start obsessing over physiological processes that our bodies are already perfectly capable of managing. Abbott and Withings have joined forces to bring the Lingo—an over-the-counter continuous glucose monitor (CGM)—to the masses. Finally, nondiabetic…

In a world where we’ve reached “peak robot vacuum,” Roborock has decided that the best way to maintain its market dominance isn’t by making a robot that can actually climb stairs or fold laundry, but by finally—*finally*—admitting they were late to the roller mop party. At CES, the company unveiled the Qrevo Curv 2 Flow,…

In the world of tech accessories, there is a fine line between “complementary design” and “identity theft.” Satechi’s new Thunderbolt 5 CubeDock hasn’t just crossed that line; it has set up a permanent residence there, changed its name, and started claiming it’s the rightful heir to the Apple silicon throne. At first glance, you might…

### The Saros Rover: Because What Your Stairs Really Needed Was a Parkour-Obsessed Spider For decades, the tech-obsessed public has been asking one question: “When will my robot vacuum finally clean the stairs?” After years of waiting, Roborock has finally answered that plea at CES 2026 with the **Saros Rover**. Unfortunately, the answer they’ve provided…

### The Asus ProArt PX13 GoPro Edition: Finally, a Laptop for People Who Want to Look Like They Skydive While Editing TikToks in a Starbucks In a move that absolutely no one—not even the most caffeinated extreme sports enthusiast—asked for, Asus has announced the ProArt PX13 “GoPro Edition” for CES 2026. Because when I think…

Welcome to the era of peak suburban laziness, where we’ve decided that walking behind a machine for forty minutes a week is a Herculean labor worthy of a $2,000 tech solution. Roborock, the company currently dominating the “scaring your cat with a vacuum” market, has unveiled the RockMow X1 LiDAR. Because apparently, the transition from…

Welcome to CES 2026, where the pinnacle of human innovation isn’t a cure for the common cold or a sustainable energy breakthrough, but a vacuum cleaner that has finally mastered the art of the step-up. Roborock has unveiled the Saros 20 and Saros 20 Sonic, featuring the “AdaptiLift Chassis 3.0.” Because apparently, the greatest obstacle…

Welcome to 2026, where Asus is once again trying to convince us that what our productivity really needs is more glass and fewer excuses. The newly announced Zenbook Duo is promising to fix everything that was supposedly “perfect” about the last version, featuring Intel’s Panther Lake chips, a “Ceraluminum” finish, and a hinge that is…

In the high-stakes world of tech journalism, we’ve apparently reached the “circus act” phase of product testing. The latest headline regarding the Asus Zenbook A16 boasts that it’s so light it can be lifted with three fingers. Finally, the industry has addressed the primary concern of the modern professional: the inability to bench press 3.5…