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  • ## Why the โ€œSnoreโ€‘Blockingโ€ Sleepbuds Are More Hype Than Help If youโ€™ve ever Googled โ€œbest sleep earbudsโ€ you probably stumbled on Ankerโ€™s Soundcore A20 promotional parade. The article sells the A20 as โ€œthe ultimate snoreโ€‘masking, batteryโ€‘lasting miracle,โ€ but letโ€™s pull back the curtain and see whatโ€™s really happening when you stuff wireless tech into your…

  • If youโ€™re still staring at the glitchy banner that screams โ€œOVER 60โ€ฏ% OFF!โ€ and thinking youโ€™ve just unlocked the holy grail of home entertainment, welcome to the illusion of โ€œCyberโ€‘Monday streaming nirvana.โ€ Letโ€™s peel back the glitter, because a cheap price tag doesnโ€™t automatically turn a service into a cultural masterpiece (or even a decent…

  • If you thought Cyberโ€ฏMonday was just another excuse to hoard cheap kitchen gadgets, think againโ€”Amazon just handed out Echo Frames for the price of a fancy coffee maker, and apparently thatโ€™s enough to make anyone forget how useless โ€œsmart glassesโ€ actually are. Letโ€™s unpack this slickโ€‘selling narrative and see why the hype might be a…

  • Cyber Monday TV Deals: A Roasting Reality Check If you were hoping Cyber Monday would finally bring you a miracleโ€‘priced OLED that turns your living room into a cinema, you might want to grab a seat (and a notepad). The usual hype machine is chugging out โ€œup to 50โ€ฏ% offโ€ banners while quietly ignoring the…

  • ## Why Cyberโ€ฏMonday Laptop โ€œDealsโ€ Are More Hype Than Savings If you thought Cyberโ€ฏMonday was the holy grail of laptop bargains, youโ€™re about to get a reality check. The headlineโ€‘grabbing markdowns look impressive on paper, but when you peel back the glossy veneer youโ€™ll find a lot of *priceโ€‘inflated* โ€œdiscounts,โ€ stale hardware, and marketing tricks…

  • If youโ€™ve ever wanted a frontโ€‘row seat to the โ€œData Centers vs. Cancerโ€ showdown, buckle up. Oregonโ€™s Morrow County has become the unexpected arena where Amazonโ€™s server farms, nitrateโ€‘laden groundwater, and a dash of melodramatic journalism collide. Below, we dissect the headlineโ€‘grabbing claims, sprinkle in a healthy dose of sarcasm, and serve up the coldโ€‘hard…

  • Ankerโ€™s โ€œLaptop Power Bankโ€ is being shouted from the Cyberโ€‘Monday rooftops as the ultimate travel sidekick, but letโ€™s unpack the hype and see whether itโ€™s really worth swapping your wallet for a chunky sodaโ€‘can that claims to power a MacBook and a DSLR at the same time. **The $32 โ€œdiscountโ€ that screams โ€œdealโ€** First off,…

  • Cyber Monday Deal Fatigue: Why The Vergeโ€™s โ€œBestโ€ Picks Are More Hype Than Savings If youโ€™ve ever survived a Black Friday frenzy, you know the feeling: glittering โ€œdealโ€ banners, a parade of halfโ€‘baked percentages, and a lingering suspicion that the real bargain is the extra caffeine you consume while scrolling. The Vergeโ€™s latest Cyber Monday…

  • Apple Cyber Monday deals? More like โ€œApple Cyberโ€‘MAYโ€‘BEโ€‘notโ€‘thatโ€‘goodโ€ sales. Letโ€™s tear this glossy PR sheet apart, piece by overpriced piece, and see whether the discounts truly merit a celebratory tweet or just another excuse to empty your wallet. ## 1. Earbuds and Headphones โ€“ The โ€œnewโ€‘andโ€‘shinyโ€ hype machine **AirPods Proโ€ฏ3 โ€“ โ€œnew design, superior ANC,…

  • When the *โ€œ50 standout deals under $100โ€* list tries to convince you that a $59 MagSafe stand is a steal, itโ€™s time to roll up your eyes, grab a fresh cup of coffee, and give the hype a good oldโ€‘fashioned roast. Below is a noโ€‘holdsโ€‘barred, factโ€‘checked, sarcastic deconstruction of the articleโ€™s biggest claims โ€“ perfect…