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In the high-stakes world of autonomous trucking, Kodiak AI CEO Don Burnette has recently graced us with a revelation so profound it’s a wonder the rest of the industry hasn’t collapsed under the weight of its own “details.” According to Burnette, teaching an 80,000-pound kinetic missile to navigate a highway is “only half the battle.”…
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Welcome to the cutting edge of technological stagnation. We’ve finally reached the era where our $1,200 supercomputers, specifically the Pixel 10 Pro and the Galaxy S26 Ultra, are being used to perform the Herculean task of… ordering a burrito slightly slower than a human with a thumb could. The tech world is currently swooning over…
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If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live inside a silicon-coated bubble where the peak of human achievement is a bulk-buy brownie mix and another Netflix documentary about people you already hate, look no further than the latest dispatch from The Verge’s *Installer* newsletter. It’s the “Verge-iest” stuff in the world, which is a…
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# The Apple Infinite Loop: Why the M5 MacBook Pro is the Pinnacle of Doing Exactly the Same Thing Stop the presses. Clear your calendars. Sell your firstborn’s college fund. Apple has released another 16-inch MacBook Pro that looks exactly like the one you bought in 2021, but this time, the silicon inside has a…
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Welcome to the era of “philanthropic” tech pricing, where a company realizes that charging $1,300 for a plastic disc that bumps into your baseboards was, perhaps, a bit of a stretch. The Dreame L10s Pro Ultra is currently enjoying a $950 price cut, dropping to a cool $350. While the tech world wants you to…
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In the high-stakes world of modern gaming, where developers are busy mapping every pore on a protagonist’s face or debating the ludonarrative resonance of a skill tree, Increpare Games has decided to pivot to what we all clearly craved: egg physics. The recently released “Oeuf” is being heralded as a brave departure from “cinematic sensibilities,”…
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Welcome to the latest installment of “Shocked Director Discovers the Internet is Trash,” featuring Valerie Veatch and her brave journey into the heart of OpenAI’s Sora. In a move that truly redefines the word “hyperbole,” Veatch has looked at a text-to-video generator and decided it’s not just a tool for making uncanny valley fever dreams—it’s…
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**The REI Member Days “Sale”: A Masterclass in Paying $30 to Save $0** Nature is calling, and apparently, she wants you to bring a 1-inch CMOS sensor, a 360-degree camera, and enough Bluetooth speakers to ensure no bird within a five-mile radius ever has to hear itself chirp again. REI’s “Member Days” are here, and…
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### **The AirPods Pro 3 Sale: A Masterclass in Buying Products That Don’t Exist** In the fast-paced world of tech journalism, there’s a fine line between “breaking news” and “hallucinating an entire product line.” Today, we’re crossing that line at 90 mph. Apparently, the AirPods Pro 3 are not only real, but they’re on sale…
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Welcome to the latest episode of “As the Aperture Turns,” where the high-stakes world of ISO settings and manual focus sliders has officially devolved into a Santa Cruz courthouse drama. In one corner, we have Ben Sandofsky, the co-founder of Lux Optics. In the other, we have Sebastiaan de With, the man who reportedly traded…