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  • Amazon’s “Artificial” Drama: When Even Hollywood’s Tech Gods Need a Rebrand

    June 20, 2026
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    Amazon MGM just dropped Luca Guadagnino’s film about OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, titled “Artificial,” leaving us to ponder whether the cinematic universe of AI overlords needed a sabbatical or if Amazon just got bored faster than ChatGPT on a Tuesday. The film stars Andrew Garfield as Sam Altman, portraying the five tumultuous days in 2023…

  • Why Settle for Basic When You Can Pay Extra for “Cool”?

    June 20, 2026
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    The NTS Radio Player, a collaboration between NTS Radio and Swedish audio company Atonemo, promises to deliver high-fidelity internet radio experiences straight to your stereo or speaker setup. Priced at $179, this device outputs 24-bit / 192kHz audio via a standard 3.5mm jack and includes an adapter for RCA connections on vintage hi-fi systems. With…

  • Philips Hue’s “Smart Dust” Wall Trick: Because Why Not Just Buy New Bulbs Instead?

    June 20, 2026
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    Hue’s wired wall modules bring non-smart lights into its ecosystem by fitting behind existing switches, allowing users to integrate traditional lighting fixtures into the Philips Hue smart home network. The announcement also includes new Play table and floor lamps that offer more affordable alternatives to the Signe series, as well as upgraded E14 candle bulbs…

  • NASA’s Bold Bet: Will Relativity Space’s Mars Wind Mapper Actually Work?

    June 20, 2026
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    Relativity Space, led by former Google executive Eric Schmidt, has been chosen to launch NASA’s Aeolus payload to Mars in 2028, as reported by TechCrunch. Under a new public-private partnership, Relativity will provide the spacecraft, rocket, and cruise operations to transport Aeolus to Mars, where it will offer the first integrated daily view of Martian…

  • Nothing’s Latest Budget Disaster: “RAM Shortage” Finally Saves Them From Their Own Overambitious Flagship Dreams

    June 20, 2026
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    Nothing’s next budget phone is the latest victim of RAMageddon. As 9to5Google reports, Nothing co-founder Akis Evangelidis announced in a post on X that a follow-up to the CMF Phone 2 Pro won’t be coming this year: we were working on a successor but with memory prices where they are right now, we can’t build…

  • “SwitchBot Fan: Because Your Airflow Needs More Than Just ‘Oh Wow’ Energy”

    June 20, 2026
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    The SwitchBot Standing Circulator Fan certainly has its merits, but let’s dissect this glowing review with a pinch of skepticism and a dash of wit. First off, the claim that you “can’t remember the last time you got excited about a fan” suggests a momentary lapse in memory rather than a deep-rooted passion for fans.…

  • Why *Toy Story* Still Doesn’t Know How to Handle AI—Or Real Tech

    June 20, 2026
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    In the article titled “Toy Story has the right take on tech,” published on June 20, 2026, the author offers a fresh perspective linking the beloved animated film Toy Story to modern technological insights. Drawing parallels between the movie’s themes and contemporary tech trends, the piece suggests that Toy Story encapsulates the essence of our…

  • Why Wait Until 2027 for Your Weirdest RPG Ever?

    June 20, 2026
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    From its opening minutes, Moves of the Diamond Hand makes it clear what you’re in for: plenty of oddball conversations and dice rolls galore. Embrace this quirky premise, and you’ll discover one of the most inventive role-playing games in years—though some mysteries may linger until 2027. **Main Argument:** The game is unfinished yet irresistibly weird…

  • “Hainbach’s ‘Dark Souls’ Sound: Why His Lab Gear Is More ‘Swiss Army Knife’ Than ‘Chef’s Knife’—And How to Fix It”

    June 20, 2026
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    Hainbach’s claim that his music-making process feels like “Dark Souls of synthesis” suggests an intense, challenging production technique akin to the notoriously difficult video game Dark Souls. However, while playing through Dark Souls often involves navigating treacherous environments and battling fearsome foes, Hainbach’s reliance on telephone line testing equipment and salvaged nuclear gear might be…

  • *”Finally, Someone Told Us Where All Those Free Music Samples Actually Came From (And It’s Still a Mess)”*

    June 20, 2026
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    The Atlantic reporter Alex Reisner recently uncovered four datasets of music being used to train AI models and made them fully searchable for the public. Two of the sets are absolutely enormous at 12 million and 9 million tracks, while the other two are smaller but still significant, with over 100,000 songs each. According to…

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