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  • San Francisco’s Legal Gambit: When the Future’s Worth More Than a Tweet—and It’s Just Another Trump Bubble

    September 22, 2026
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    San Francisco is suing the Trump Media & Technology Group, the parent company behind Truth Social, for selling early access to President Donald Trump’s posts on the social media site. The lawsuit, filed today in California state court, alleges that the Truth API feed is a “corrupt business scheme” that violates both California’s Unfair Competition…

  • Apple’s “Just $30 Off” Magic Keyboard: Because Black is Clearly Worth More Than White

    September 22, 2026
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    The main arguments, claims, and assumptions in the article are as follows: 1. **Main Claim**: Apple’s Magic Keyboard with Touch ID and a numeric keypad is on sale for $169.99, a $30 discount from its usual price of $199.99, available at Best Buy and Amazon until the end of September 22, 2026. **Assumptions**: The discounted…

  • Googlebooks: Because “catching up” is the new “cutting edge”

    September 22, 2026
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    When Best Buy rolled out the Googlebook preorder perk, the tech world collectively squealed with delight, imagining a future where Android laptops could rival the mighty Windows Copilot machines. But hold on to your stylus, because the promise of free Pixel Buds 2A in hazel might just be too good to be true—or at least…

  • Apple’s Latest “Flawless” Lie: Why Your iPhone 16 Still Has to Settle for “Appetizer” Perfection

    September 22, 2026
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    Apple’s proclamation that the new Texture and Grain controls are exclusive to the latest iPhones’ cameras is both a stroke of brilliance and a tad perplexing. While the iPhone 18 and 18 Pro dazzle us with these features, older models like the iPhone 16 and Air were left in the dust, despite the press release…

  • Motorola’s “Extreme” Flagship: Because Nothing Says “Premium” Like a Feather That Fluffs

    September 22, 2026
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    Motorola’s wild-looking Signature 27 runs Qualcomm’s new Extreme chipset, marking the first phone to announce a device powered by Qualcomm’s top-end Snapdragon 8 Elite Extreme Gen 6 chip. With its thin aluminum body in “Pantone coal smoke” black or “Pantone capulet olive” green, featuring a woven tactical texture or a feather-inspired finish, the Signature 27…

  • Qualcomm’s Latest “Genius” Chip: Because Nothing Excites Us More Than Another “Extreme” Label

    September 22, 2026
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    The Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 6 and its Extreme variant herald Qualcomm’s latest foray into high-end mobile processing, promising a seamless blend of AI prowess, video excellence, and gaming vigor. Both chips, built on the ultra-slim 2nm process, share a common DNA, including identical modem specs, display capabilities, and security features, suggesting that Qualcomm might…

  • Saudi Arabia’s Cybertruck: Because “normal” Just Got a Glow-Up

    September 22, 2026
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    The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, typically synonymous with oil fields and camels, has decided to flex its automotive muscles with the launch of Ceer’s Exobot EVs, making the Cybertruck look like a mere relic of the past. With plans to roll out five more models by 2030, these hyper-angular, spaceship-like vehicles are set to debut…

  • Rabbit’s AI OS3: Because Nothing Says “Seamless” Like Overpromising and Underdelivering

    September 22, 2026
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    Rabbit’s latest AI agent, powered by their agentic OS3, promises a seamless experience without tethering you to the clunky R1 hardware. The company claims this cloud-based marvel operates locally across Windows, Mac, and Linux, automatically selecting the right devices, files, apps, and AI models to tackle any task. With the ability to connect up to…

  • Paramount’s $110 Billion Merger: Because $300 Million Isn’t Enough to Fix Their “30 Movies a Year” Nightmare

    September 22, 2026
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    Paramount’s $110 billion merger with Warner Bros. Discovery (WBD) has settled with 12 states, positioning the studio to become one of the world’s largest production houses. To reassure the entertainment industry, Paramount pledged to invest at least $300 million more in U.S. film and TV projects and release a minimum of 30 movies annually post-merger.…

  • OpenAI Finally Hires Mathematicians—Too Late to Save Its Reputation

    September 22, 2026
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    After turning a string of spectacular mathematical results into a reputational crisis, OpenAI is consulting human mathematicians to help it figure out a less disastrous path forward. On Monday, the company announced a new independent panel of mathematicians tasked with advising it and other AI companies on their interactions with mathematical research and the wider…

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