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  • Why 37 Keys Is Just Another Overpriced MIDI Band-Aid

    June 11, 2026
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    The article claims that 37 keys is the Goldilocks zone for portable MIDI controllers, citing Arturia’s MiniLab MK3 as too cramped with its 25 keys. It argues that the $149 MiniLab 37 adds an extra octave, providing more room for bass and lead lines or larger chords while maintaining a similar physical profile to the…

  • Waymo Premier: Because $30 a Month Is Clearly Worth More Than Your Time (And Your Wallet)

    June 11, 2026
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    Waymo’s introduction of a $29.99-a-month premium tier called Waymo Premier seems like a brilliant move to woo frequent riders with an exclusive autonomous experience. But let’s dissect this fancy new membership and see if it really lives up to the hype. First off, priority pickups sound great—no more waiting around for your robotaxi to saunter…

  • Congress Finally Takes a Break—Because the NSA’s Surveillance Superpower Isn’t Actually That Strong

    June 11, 2026
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    The article asserts that despite Congress’s failure to extend Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) by three weeks—resulting in a House vote of 218-198 against reauthorization through July 2nd—the United States isn’t on the verge of losing its surveillance capabilities. Proponents argue that a lapse will impede intelligence agencies’ ability to prevent…

  • Why Bother with Price Matching When Amazon’s Just a Glorified Shopping Cart?

    June 11, 2026
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    Nothing is more frustrating than buying a new pair of headphones, an OLED TV, or a laptop just to find out you could have gotten it for cheaper somewhere else a few days or weeks later. That’s why some retailers offer price‑matching policies to keep customers happy and prevent them from shopping elsewhere, especially during…

  • Jimmy Kimmel’s Legal Power-Up: Finally, Someone Can Sue the FCC Over His Late-Night Rants

    June 11, 2026
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    The bill that would let Jimmy Kimmel sue Brendan Carr is here, and it’s about time! With the JAWBONE Act introduced by Senators Ted Cruz and Ron Wyden, Americans can finally wave goodbye to the tyranny of government officials coercing social media, AI, or broadcasting giants into removing posts. But does this mean we’ll see…

  • Amazon’s “Eco-Friendly” Water Guzzler: A Glimpse Into Their Mysterious “M” and Mysterious Moratorium

    June 11, 2026
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    Amazon’s data centers guzzled a staggering 2.5 billion gallons of water last year, enough to fill a small lake or drown an entire fleet of electric scooters. Just as Seattle imposed a one-year moratorium on new data centers—largely championed by Amazon employees who probably woke up one morning and thought, “Hey, let’s make our own…

  • Why Settle for a Robovac That’s More Annoying Than a Cat on a Mop

    June 11, 2026
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    The Roborock Q10 S5 Plus is touted as a budget-friendly robovac with premium features, currently priced at $269.99 after applying promo code NEW10 at Wellbots, matching its best price since last year’s Black Friday. It boasts self-emptying dock capabilities, AI-powered obstacle detection, automatic carpet detection, and a liftable mop that prevents rugs from getting wet.…

  • Blink’s “Bargain” Bucket: Because Your Backyard Needs More Cameras Than a Surveillance Queen’s Self-Importance

    June 11, 2026
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    The article touts Blink’s six-piece outdoor camera kit as an excellent deal under $200 during Prime Day, highlighting savings compared to individual prices and listing features such as the video doorbell’s 2K resolution, battery life, and color night vision for both the doorbell and cameras. It notes that the included Sync Module Core is basic,…

  • Is This $89.99 Mouse Really Worth the Hype?

    June 11, 2026
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    The Logitech MX Master 3S mouse has indeed found its way under the $100 mark, courtesy of Amazon’s $30 discount, making it a steal at $89.99. But let’s dissect this “awesome” claim with a bit of wit and skepticism. Firstly, while the MX Master 3S boasts a second scroll wheel for horizontal scrolling—a feature that’s…

  • Amazon finally decided to stop pretending the Echo Hub isn’t just a glorified smart light switch with a fancy face.

    June 11, 2026
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    Amazon’s Echo Hub gets a customizable new look and Ring’s AI features Amazon rolls out a free software update for its Echo Hub, refreshing the interface launched in 2024 with Alex Plus AI support. The updated screen boasts a cleaner, fully customizable layout that accommodates more smart home info and controls than before. The Echo…

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