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  • Elon Musk’s Cosmic Committee Coup: Where’s the Mars Fuel?

    October 22, 2026
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    SpaceX and Tesla’s merger seems like a stroke of genius, doesn’t it? Elon Musk, the visionary, wants to spread the light of consciousness across the cosmos, or so he says. But does anyone really believe he’ll get us to Mars with just a committee and a $40 billion loan for Nvidia chips? Let’s dissect this…

  • FCC Cracks Down on “Surveillance Toasters” – Who’s Really Watching Your Nightlight?

    October 22, 2026
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    The FCC has flexed its muscles, declaring that it can now block gadgets containing computer chips deemed threats to national security. On October 13th, the FCC granted itself the power to ban gadgets based on any chip from a list of potential threats. Today, the agency exercised this new authority for the first time, blocking…

  • Meta’s Secret Hideout Finally Found—Thanks to a Few Too Predictable URLs

    October 22, 2026
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    Meta has re-enabled Muse sharing after security researchers pointed out that public conversation links were too easy to find. The researchers discovered Muse pages such as a marketing company’s internal revenue review and a small business owner’s loan application. Researchers at Claroc reported earlier this week that Muse’s web addresses for shared conversations were named…

  • Meta’s AI Still Steals Like a Digital Bandit—Just With Better Legal Paperwork

    October 22, 2026
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    Meta’s AI could still scrape news sites, legal experts say. While Meta updated its business terms to remove language suggesting unrestricted training of its AI models on news sites like The Verge, legal experts argue these tweaks fall short of addressing their concerns. James Grimmelmann, a digital and information law professor at Cornell Law School,…

  • **”Tech Hype: When Every Company’s AI Dream Feels Like a Bad Y2K Predictions Recap”**

    October 22, 2026
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    Every company is suddenly an AI company. Compute is an asset. Cars are flying. We’ve been promised robots — again. It’s time again to dig through earnings reports, listen to investor calls, and call out the latest wins and losses from around the tech sector and what it means for where the companies go next.…

  • Tech Buyers Finally Realized Their PCs Were Just Overpriced RAM with a Side of Nostalgia

    October 22, 2026
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    Global PC shipments plummeted by a whopping 21 percent year-over-year in Q3 20​26, according to Counterpoint Research, in a trend that mirrors earlier reports from IDC and Omdia. The decline wasn’t limited to PCs alone; smartphone shipments also hit a 14-year low during the same quarter. Counterpoint pinned the blame on soaring component prices—RAM, SSDs,…

  • Canva Craft: Because Planning Your Designs First Actually Means You’re Not a Lazy Designer

    October 22, 2026
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    Canva’s first AI image model, Canva Craft, promises to revolutionize design by planning layouts before generating images, much like a meticulous architect sketching blueprints before construction. With its two-stage architecture, Canva Craft aims to deliver greater precision, consistency, and control compared to rivals like OpenAI, Microsoft, and Google. The model boasts the ability to generate…

  • “Microsoft’s Next Xbox: Because $1,800 Isn’t Just a Price—It’s a *Statement*”

    October 22, 2026
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    The next Xbox, according to Fortune’s report citing Microsoft insiders, is set to hit the shelves in 2028 with a price tag ranging from a hefty $1,200 to a jaw-dropping $1,800. First off, who in their right mind would shell out $1,800 for a gaming console? That’s enough to buy a small island or at…

  • Spotify’s “Routine Improvement” Is Actually Their First Attempt at a Family Police State

    October 22, 2026
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    Spotify’s co-CEO, Alex Norström, recently revealed on the earnings call that the company is cracking down on users of the Family Plan who share the subscription with non-household members, using a new QR code verification method that requires the plan manager to scan their phone. TechCrunch reports that Norström described this as a “routine improvement”…

  • Etsy’s AI Photo Rule: Because Real Art Needs a Magnifying Glass

    October 22, 2026
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    Etsy, the beloved marketplace for handcrafted treasures and vintage wares, has finally decided to tackle the AI-generated listings that have been cluttering its aisles like unsolicited spam in an inbox. According to the platform, buyers are struggling to distinguish AI-crafted items from the genuine artisanal pieces, while sellers fret that their handiwork is being lumped…

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