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  • Frameworks DDR5 Hike: Perfect Calculator For Your Wallet Rate

    December 28, 2025
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    If you thought Framework’s newest DDR5 price tag was a typo, welcome to reality—your wallet just got a heads‑up that the future of modular PCs now comes with a built‑in inflation meter. The company announced a fresh surge in RAM costs, pegging the price at a neat $10 per gigabyte for 8 GB, 16 GB and 32 GB…

  • Rodeo: When AI Meets Group Chats and Brunch Cries for a Cowboy

    December 28, 2025
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    **Rodeo App Review: Why Scheduling with Friends Doesn’t Need a Fancy AI Cowboy** If you’ve ever stumbled through a Doodle poll or suffered the inevitable “who’s in?” group‑chat ping‑pong, you might think the world finally cracked the code on making plans with friends. Enter Rodeo, the brainchild of two ex‑Hinge executives who apparently decided that…

  • Dominion Energy’s Legal Circus: Proving Offshore Wind Is Unlawful One Arbitrary Clause at a Time

    December 28, 2025
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    The Trump administration’s “pause” on offshore wind has once again been cast as a rogue act of tyranny by a mountain‑of‑paper utility that apparently believes a 30‑year‑old fossil‑fuel empire gives it the right to dictate national energy policy. Let’s unpack the litany of claims, assumptions, and constitutional melodrama that Dominion Energy is peddling in its…

  • 8 Great Games For Your Steam Deck 2025 That Will Probably Make You Rage

    December 28, 2025
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    **Steam Deck “Great Games” of 2025: A Roast‑Friendly Reality Check** If you’ve ever scrolled through a slick Verge roundup titled “8 great games for your Steam Deck from 2025,” you might have walked away nodding like a bobble‑head robot. The promise? A treasure trove of indie brilliance and a handful of big‑budget blockbusters that somehow…

  • Pixel 10 Is Just A Fancy Selfie Stick

    December 28, 2025
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    ## Why the “Pixel 10” hype is just a pretty‑priced selfie stick If you’ve ever Googled “best Android phone 2024” you’ll quickly discover that the **Pixel 10** isn’t exactly the unicorn everyone pretends it is. The article you just skimmed drapes silk over a phone that, under the hood, is a **Tensor G5**‑powered lukewarm cup of coffee—cheap enough…

  • OpenAI Names Head Of Preparedness So They Can Pretend They Care

    December 28, 2025
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    Sam Altman’s newest hiring spree reads like a corporate‑level panic button, and you can almost hear the “We Got This” slogan echoing through OpenAI’s glass‑walled corridors. The Silicon Valley darling has just posted a “Head of Preparedness” role – essentially a professional worry‑wart tasked with cataloguing every apocalyptic scenario that a clever piece of code could unleash. Let’s…

  • Samsung Music Studio 5 Because Your Wallet Needs a Velvet Rope

    December 28, 2025
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    Samsung’s “art‑first” wireless speakers are the newest excuse to charge premium prices for a decent‑enough box that looks pretty. The company’s latest gimmick, the Music Studio line unveiled at CES 2026 in partnership with French designer Erwan Bouroullec, is billed as “a piece of art” that “draws inspiration from the timeless dot concept” found “throughout music and…

  • ALL GAMES ARE EQUAL AND XBOX OWNED EVERYONE

    December 28, 2025
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    If you were hoping the “best PS5 games of 2025” list would finally give you a reason to brag about your shiny gray rectangle, pull up a chair – we’re about to dissect the myth that console exclusivity is dead, and we’ll do it with more sarcasm than a cat video marathon. ## The “new…

  • Ubisoft Shuts Down Game Because A Minor Hack Made Players Rich – Totally Reasonable

    December 28, 2025
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    Ubisoft’s “Epic” Rainbow Six Siege Shutdown: A Masterclass in Over‑Reacting If you thought the biggest drama in gaming this year would be a patch delay, think again. Ubisoft decided that the best way to handle a massive security breach was to pull the plug on the entire Rainbow Six Siege ecosystem, just “while we sort it out.”…

  • Power Glove A Terrible Failure That Built The VR World Since Everyone Loves A Glove

    December 28, 2025
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    Nintendo Power Glove: Why the “Terrible” Label is More Than Just Retro Nostalgia If you’ve ever Googled “Nintendo Power Glove review” you’ve probably been greeted with a chorus of mournful sighs and the occasional “It’s a terrible controller” meme. The Verge’s recent piece leans heavily on that sentiment, treating the glove as a cautionary tale…

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