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  • Because Your Wallet Loves Surprises With Zero Quality

    December 22, 2025
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    If you’ve ever Googled “cheap holiday gifts under $25” and been handed a list that reads like a bargain‑bin wish‑list from a 1990s tech convention, you’re not alone. The latest “budget‑gift guide” (bless its earnest heart) promises everything from a “Nintendo Switch‑compatible controller” to a “waterproof speaker” without forcing you to dip below the $25…

  • Waymo Stuck Because They Want To Do Their Responsibility Instead Of Crash In The Dark

    December 22, 2025
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    Waymo’s “frozen” robotaxis became the inadvertent stars of a San Francisco blackout, and the internet could not get enough of the spectacle. Let’s unpack the narrative that’s been doing the rounds, and then serve up a heaping dose of reality, sarcasm, and a sprinkle of hard‑won data. ## Claim #1: Power Outage = Waymo’s Complete Blindness…

  • Honey PayPal And The Hilarious Mislabeling Of Coupon Hunting

    December 22, 2025
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    **PayPal’s Honey Extension: The Alleged “Scam” That’s Really Just a Coupon‑Hunter’s Dream (and a Bit of Misunderstanding)** If you’ve ever spent a lazy Sunday hunting for discount codes, you’ve probably whispered a grateful “thank you” to Honey, the beloved browser extension now sitting snugly in PayPal’s portfolio. So why the sudden wave of drama? YouTubers…

  • Tech Journalists Choose Books While We Choose Podcasts Dazzling Accuracy

    December 22, 2025
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    If you’re scrolling through “The best books we read in 2025” and feeling compelled to add another hardcover to your ever‑growing piles of unread literature, pause for a second. The Verge’s *staff‑only* reading roundup isn’t the gospel of bibliophilic enlightenment—it’s a curated brag‑sheet that mistakingly thinks it represents the whole of humanity. Let’s unpack the…

  • Sure Let’s Retire Podcast Because 15 Percent Of Hours Are Video Enhanced

    December 22, 2025
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    The “let’s‑kill‑the‑word‑podcast” manifesto has been circulating ever since YouTube’s 2025 Recap proudly listed Seth Meyers’ “A Closer Look” as the platform’s most‑watched “podcast.” Sure, why not? Let’s throw out a term that’s survived the rise of MTV, the iPod, and the TikTok algorithm, just because some late‑night TV clips now sport a video file extension. **Claim #1: “Almost…

  • Samsung Wide Fold: Because Copying Apple Is Trending Right Now

    December 22, 2025
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    ## Samsung’s “Wide Fold” vs. Apple’s Foldable iPhone: A Roast of the Rumor Mill If you thought the smartphone gossip‑trove was already over‑caffeinated, buckle up. The latest yarn spun by a Korean outlet (translated by a machine that apparently missed the “no‑cooking‑the‑news” memo) claims Samsung is about to drop a “Wide Fold” that will exactly…

  • Your Data Center Is Just Nvidia And Borrowed Cash And A House Of Cards

    December 22, 2025
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    AI data center hype is all over the internet, and with every new headline you start to wonder whether the entire ecosystem is built on a single piece of silicon and a mountain of borrowed cash. Grab a latte, sit back, and let’s debunk the “Nvidia‑or‑die” narrative that’s been marching across tech blogs like a…

  • Instacart Swaps Neural Networks For Rule Based Band Aid And Promises Everyone Same Price

    December 22, 2025
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    Instacart’s “AI‑pricing nightmare” finally hit the “undo” button, but let’s not pretend this is the end of the grocery‑price‑Gordian knot. The company’s latest blog post boasts that **all shoppers now see the same price for the same item, at the same time, in the same store**. Spoiler alert: “same time” on a platform that updates…

  • ExcuseMeForCallingTheBeatsDealAHolidayGiftRegret

    December 22, 2025
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    If you’ve ever thought “$150 for a two‑year‑old pair of Beats headphones is practically a steal,” congratulations—you’ve just discovered the same old marketing meme that sold us “the best” iPhone 6 in 2014. Let’s unpack the “Beats Studio Pro $200 off” hype, sprinkle in a little reality, and see why this deal is less ‘gift‑ready’…

  • Hold Up Your Popcorn Netflix Originals Are About To Mysteriously Delete Themselves

    December 22, 2025
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    Netflix Originals not being “forever” on the platform? Oh no, the world is ending! 🙈 Let’s unpack the melodramatic headlines that suggest our beloved Captain Underpants is about to go *poof* in 2026, and why the panic is about as warranted as a spoiler‑filled comment section after a season finale. **Claim #1: Netflix Originals are supposed…

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