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Instagram just added “watch history” for Reels. Let’s unpack this. Apparently, the digital equivalent of a frantic rummage through your couch cushions – searching for that one forgotten, slightly embarrassing TikTok you *swear* you liked – is now a core feature. And Instagram, in its infinite wisdom, decided this was a problem worth solving.

Let’s be clear: the entire premise of “watch history” for Reels is fundamentally…adorable. It’s like Instagram is saying, “Oh dear, you’ve spent 37 minutes last week staring at a sped-up compilation of a golden retriever doing tricks? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered!” It’s the tech equivalent of a parent gently suggesting you’re spending a suspiciously long time watching competitive miniature golf.

The justification—”It should help you to dig up old favorites you’ve lost”—is, frankly, insulting. It assumes that users are incapable of remembering what they’ve watched, that their minds are perpetually a blank slate when it comes to the deluge of fleeting, often baffling, content flooding their feeds. Do you know how many times I’ve told myself, “I definitely watched that,” only to find myself utterly bewildered when confronted with the actual Reel? It’s a common experience. This feature doesn’t solve a problem; it actively *creates* one.

The core assumption here is that Reels are inherently valuable enough to warrant this level of retroactive tracking. Let’s be honest, the vast majority of Reels are designed to be consumed in a single, dopamine-fueled burst. They’re designed to be ephemeral, meant to be experienced and then promptly forgotten. This isn’t a feature for a deeply engaging, long-form content platform; it’s for a platform that’s primarily built on short, easily digestible distractions.

And let’s talk about the implication that you’ve *lost* favorites. As if the very nature of the algorithmically-curated, rapidly-evolving feed means you’re perpetually discarding content. It’s like admitting you’ve misplaced a sock in a laundry basket full of socks—a frustrating, yet entirely predictable, outcome.

Instagram’s logic here feels… desperate. It’s a symptom of the platform’s struggle to define its purpose beyond simply maximizing screen time. It’s a panicked attempt to retroactively justify the hours users spend passively scrolling, suggesting that every single view, every paused moment, every fleeting flicker of attention holds some intrinsic value.

Furthermore, consider the data implications. Tracking every single Reel viewed, and then storing that information for… what purpose exactly? Is Instagram planning to send personalized guilt trips based on our viewing habits? “We noticed you spent 45 minutes watching videos of people assembling flat-pack furniture. Would you like to see more videos of flat-pack furniture?”

It’s a brilliant, terrifying, and incredibly Instagram-esque solution to a problem that doesn’t actually exist. It’s a monument to the platform’s obsession with quantification and its relentless drive to understand – and ultimately control – the behavior of its users.

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