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  • Bungie’s “Last Hurrah” Update: Destiny 2’s Grand Exit—Or Just Another Chapter in the Same Old Book?

    May 21, 2026
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    Bungie’s decision to release the last major update for Destiny 2 on June 9th marks a new beginning for the studio, but does it truly signify the end of an era or just another pivot? Firstly, Bungie claims that many changes in this final update aim to ensure Destiny 2 remains welcoming. Yet, isn’t “welcoming”…

  • Breathitt County’s *Very Serious* Mental Health Settlement—Because Even Meme Scrolling Can Be Monetized

    May 21, 2026
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    Meta just wrapped up a hefty legal showdown with Kentucky’s Breathitt County School District, settling one of its major battles over social media’s toll on teens’ mental health. Like Google’s YouTube, Snapchat, and TikTok, Meta now coughed up to cover the school district’s costs in battling the digital-age blues. The trial was poised to kick…

  • Philips finally realizes *someone* was actually using the front desk

    May 21, 2026
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    Philips’ new 24B2D5300 Business Monitor boasts screens on both sides, a novel feature designed to eliminate the need for front desk staff to constantly turn their displays to show customers or clients. This innovation primarily benefits individuals who frequently angle their computer screen, such as car salespeople guiding buyers through configuration options or doctors consulting…

  • *”Oh Great, Just Another Trial Where the Judge’s ‘Overzealous’ Evidence Filter Ruined the Drama”*

    May 21, 2026
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    The judge’s decision to exclude certain evidence from Luigi Mangione’s murder trial of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson suggests a potential oversight in the police’s investigative rigor. While it’s possible that some evidence was either redundant or insufficiently compelling, the exclusion hints at a rushed or perhaps overzealous filtering process. Could the jury have missed out…

  • Graduates vs. AI Hype: When CEOs Get Booed for Overpromising Their Own Obsolescence

    May 21, 2026
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    University graduates are booing and heckling corporate executives who praise AI during their commencement ceremonies, and the only people who seem to be genuinely surprised by this are the executives themselves. In a procession of viral videos, 2026 commencement speakers like former Google CEO Eric Schmidt face loud and sustained jeers from students after praising…

  • Firefox finally ditches its boring old look for something that’s *actually* user-friendly

    May 21, 2026
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    Firefox is embarking on a bold visual transformation with “Project Nova,” reimagining its interface to make privacy settings more intuitive and accessible, including toggles for AI features. Rounded UI elements, bubble-like tabs, and a fresh fire-inspired color palette will dominate the new look, complemented by updated icons harmonizing light and dark themes. Mozilla plans to…

  • Elon Musk’s *Very* Thoughtful AI Lawsuit: A Side-Eye at His Own Drama

    May 21, 2026
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    In the high-stakes trial between Elon Musk and Sam Altman over OpenAI, several major claims are dissected, each supported by compelling evidence but ripe for counterpoints. Here’s a thoughtful critique of each: 1. **OpenAI Abandoned Its Mission**: Musk argues that OpenAI shifted from its original goal—benefiting humanity through AI—to profit-driven pursuits. Counterpoint: While profits may…

  • “Finally, the States Get Their Ticketmaster Monopoly Divorce—But Will Anyone Actually Attend?”

    May 21, 2026
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    The federal judge, Arun Subramanian, is tasked with deciding whether to break up Live Nation-Ticketmaster based on a request from over 30 states. These states argue that Ticketmaster’s monopoly stifles competition in the ticketing industry, and they want the judge to sell the ticketing giant, divvy up its large amphitheaters, and restrict its ability to…

  • Anker’s Budget Earbuds Finally Get a Price Tag That Doesn’t Make You Question Your Life Choices

    May 21, 2026
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    The Liberty 5 Pro series from Soundcore, Anker’s audio brand, aims to outshine its budget-to-midrange rivals by targeting premium territory with its new earbuds. The Liberty 5 Pro and Liberty 5 Pro Max models boast Anker’s innovative Thus chip, offering more processing power than any previous Soundcore earbuds, positioning them alongside Apple, Sony, and Bose…

  • Anker’s AI Chip: Because Nothing Else Could Handle Your Office Drama Better Than a $169.99 Earsplitter

    May 21, 2026
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    Anker’s new Soundcore Liberty 5 Pro earbuds boast Anker’s latest AI chip, which elevates noise reduction to superhero levels, ensuring your voice is crystal clear even when you’re drowning in a cacophony of office chatter or the humdrum of a bustling café. Priced at $169.99, these earbuds are not just another upgrade; they’re the first…

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