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  • Sony’s “Inflation-Friendly” PlayStation Plus Price Hike: Because Loyalty Shouldn’t Cost More Than Your Coffee

    May 18, 2026
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    Sony is raising short-subscription prices for PlayStation Plus in select regions, citing “ongoing market conditions” as the culprit. Starting May 20th, one-month subscriptions will go from $9.99 to $10.99 USD (€9.99 to €10.99 EUR, £7.99 to £8.00 GBP), while three-month subscriptions jump from $24.99 to $27.99 USD (€24.99 to €27.99 EUR, £19.99 to £21.99 GBP).…

  • Google’s “Subtle” Gradient Overhaul: When Less Is More Than You Thought

    May 18, 2026
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    The new Google Workspace app icons are getting a gradient makeover, transitioning from lighter to darker shades instead of maintaining a single flat tone, much like the refreshed Google logo introduced last year. This change aims to give the apps a more modern and visually appealing look, potentially making them stand out more on users’…

  • Elon’s Lawsuit Loses Again—This Time Even the Jury Had to Admit He’s Just a Billionaire Who Can’t Keep His Promises

    May 18, 2026
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    In a tech trial that rivaled the epic showdowns of ancient mythology, Elon Musk faced off against Sam Altman in Musk v. Altman, ultimately emerging victorious but with some notable caveats. After two hours of deliberation, the jury delivered their verdict: Musk’s claim for breach of charitable trust was barred by the statute of limitations,…

  • Elon’s Ego vs. AI’s Profit: A Trial Where Only Musk Forgot to Remember His Own Mistakes

    May 18, 2026
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    In the high-stakes trial over OpenAI, Elon Musk’s arguments against Sam Altman and the AI juggernaut are compelling but not without their flaws. **Claim 1: OpenAI abandoned its founding mission of benefiting humanity in favor of profit**. Musk argues that after the initial burst of enthusiasm, OpenAI pivoted to a for-profit model, prioritizing revenue over…

  • Dyson’s PencilWash: Because Your Floor Needs a Makeover *and* a Fashion Statement

    May 18, 2026
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    The article touts Dyson’s PencilWash as a game-changer for hard floor cleaning, especially with its slim design that fits under furniture and boasts a pressurized hydration system plus a microfiber wet roller to scrub spills while extracting dirty water per pass. At $249.99—a whopping $100 off the usual $349.99—it’s available from Amazon, Target, and Dyson…

  • Walmart’s “Premium” Tablets: Because Your Wallet Deserves More Than a $100 iPad Substitute

    May 18, 2026
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    Walmart’s new Onn Android tablets, priced starting at just $97 for the Core 7 model, promise budget-friendly tech that rivals even premium iPads in total cost when you buy a whole line-up. The Core 7 boasts a 7-inch 1080 x 600 IPS display, 4GB of RAM, 64GB storage (expandable via microSD), and up to 10…

  • Elon’s Tweets Outlasted the Statute of Limitations—Again

    May 18, 2026
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    In the grand showdown between Musk and Altman, the jury ultimately ruled that Elon Musk’s claims against Sam Altman were nullified by the statute of limitations after just two hours of deliberation—three weeks of testimony reduced to a legal hiccup. However, the deeper implication was that the tech world’s AI leaders are fundamentally untrustworthy, with…

  • Sony’s PlayStation PC Betrayal: Why Gamers Will Just Pretend It Never Happened

    May 18, 2026
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    Sony’s decision to keep major PlayStation single-player titles off PC is a bold move, but does it really spell the end for PC gamers? Here’s why this proclamation might just be another overrated headline in the gaming world. First off, let’s roast Sony for assuming that PC gamers are too spoiled by their existing libraries.…

  • Volvo’s Next EV: Because the EX30’s Problems Were Just Too Much to Handle

    May 18, 2026
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    Volvo’s compact and quirky EX30 faced a slew of issues when it first hit the market—tariffs essentially wiped out its affordability, making ownership pricier than a latte on a Monday morning, while a battery recall turned parking indoors into an indoor volcano adventure. Yet, the discontinuation of the EX30 didn’t mark the end of Volvo’s…

  • LG’s 1000Hz 1080p Gaming Monitor: Because Excel Spreadsheets Need More Than Just FPS

    May 18, 2026
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    LG’s announcement of the UltraGear 25G590B gaming monitor, boasting a native 1000Hz refresh rate at 1920 x 1080 resolution, promises to delight esports enthusiasts and Excel wizards alike. Yet, as we celebrate this technological triumph, let us not overlook the potential pitfalls and playful critiques that accompany such lofty claims. Firstly, the assertion that 1000Hz…

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