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  • Musk Writes Mission Statement Sam Orchestrates Counterpoint Nvidia Grants Supercomputer

    May 3, 2026
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    In the Musk v. Altman trial unfolding in 2026, a trove of evidence has been unveiled—email exchanges, photos, and corporate documents—from the nascent days of OpenAI, even predating its official name. Key insights include: – **Jensen Huang’s Nvidia contribution:** The Nvidia CEO bestowed upon OpenAI a coveted supercomputer, underscoring tech industry backing. – **Elon Musk’s…

  • Apple Raises Mac Mini to 799 Because Saving Is Just Too Rare

    May 3, 2026
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    Apple’s Mac Mini now starts at $799 after Apple removed the $599 option with 256GB of storage from its online store, just a day after CEO Tim Cook mentioned during an earnings call that chip shortages would affect Mac products in the coming months. Cook said that by June, supply constraints will be on several…

  • Finally Windows 11 Lets You Run Things In Dark Mode Because Light Mode Was Too Boring

    May 3, 2026
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    Windows 11 users rejoice as Microsoft unveils its latest brainchild: the redesigned Run menu! Picture this – a sleek, dark mode interface that not only looks good but also boasts faster performance. But hold onto your keyboards, folks, because there’s more to unpack than meets the eye. First off, the mighty “Browse” button, once a…

  • Nintendo Splatoon Discount Because 20 Percent Off Is The Same As An Extra Cheap Paint Palette

    May 3, 2026
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    Splatoon Raiders preorders for the Nintendo Switch 2 are nearly 20 percent off, with digital versions of future first-party titles receiving a $10 discount. Splatoon Raiders, set to release on July 23rd, is available for preorder at $49.99 digitally or $59.99 physically, but Amazon and Walmart offer the cartridge version for $49.94, just a few…

  • Tesla Diners Robot Injuries And My Shoes Are Clearly The Future

    May 3, 2026
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    The main arguments, claims, and assumptions presented in the article summary are: 1. **Personal Engagement**: The author shares their recent activities and interests, indicating a personal connection to the content (e.g., reading about the Tesla diner, watching episodes of Ted Lasso, exploring Japanese stationery, considering cool shoes). 2. **Ruthless Self-Promotion Week**: The issue is dedicated…

  • roll your way through exceedingly overwrought fantasy talking heads

    May 3, 2026
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    Playing Esoteric Ebb feels like rolling the dice with a great DM—except sometimes you’re rolling the wrong dice or forgetting to add the bonus for that clever quip. The main argument is that **Esoteric Ebb** captures the essence of *Disco Elysium* in a fantasy D&D setting: an isometric view, talking heads representing personality traits, and…

  • Ankers 15 Dollar Hero Cable Because Slow Data Is The New Luxury

    May 3, 2026
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    Anker’s discounted 2‑in‑1 USB‑C cable shines bright at just $15 ($3 off the usual $18), making it a stellar choice for multitasking tech enthusiasts who juggle multiple devices daily—think Nintendo Switch, MacBook Air, Pixel 9 Pro, and Kindle—all craving power from a single port. Anker’s braided design in black or white supports up to 140W…

  • Who Needs A Real Camera When You Have This 16 Inch Bizarre Frame

    May 3, 2026
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    The Aura Aspen digital photo frame offers a bright, vivid display that looks lifelike for a digital photo frame, with the ability for loved ones around the world to add new images using the Aura app or by text message. It supports Live Photos and can play 30-second video clips, providing personal touches that traditional…

  • Spirit Airlines Declares War On Cheap Flights After Trump’s Iran Fuel Attack

    May 3, 2026
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    Spirit Airlines has called it quits after 34 years in the game, shuttering its operations and nixing all flights as of a 3 AM ET announcement on Saturday morning. You can now find Spirit’s planes parked on the tarmac at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport, with its website redirecting to spiritrestructuring.com—telling travelers not to bother heading…

  • Meta Owes Six Figures, Wants to Overprotect Teens For 90 Minutes

    May 3, 2026
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    Meta’s historic loss in court could cost a lot more than $375 million New Mexico Attorney General Raúl Torrez won a historic sum of $375 million in a landmark child safety case against Meta earlier this year. But the next stage of the fight could be even more consequential for Meta and the social media…

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